"Humanity does not ask us to be happy





It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf. Survival first, then happiness as we can manage it.” - Orson Scott Card

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quesadillaaaaaa:

*self-esteem drops instead of the bass*


mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE


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denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!


laurenxprobs:

Me: I want cuddles

Me: but I don’t want you to touch me

Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous

Me: but I also want a grilled cheese

Me: and maybe some brownies

Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat

Me: *cries*

Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY

Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE

Me: leave me alone.

Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you


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pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

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zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

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hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

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Mayday Parade // Somebody That I Used To Know ft. Vic Fuentes

Mayday Parade // Somebody That I Used To Know ft. Vic Fuentes

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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